๐ŸŽ‚ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PROFESSOR CHILTON! ๐ŸŽ‰

The most legendary birthday since... last year.

29 again

(We lost count. The AI is confident it's 29.)

๐ŸŽˆ Birthday Balloon Blitz

Pop as many balloons as you can before they escape! Each balloon contains a birthday wish.

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๐Ÿ’Œ A Personal Card (Click to Open!)

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For Professor Chilton
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๐ŸŒŸ To the professor who makes CS
feel like a sitcom and a sportโ€”

May your code compile,
your team win,
and your age stay forever 29.

Sreฤ‡an Roฤ‘endan! ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ“บ

๐Ÿค– AI Birthday Poem Generatorโ„ข

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๐ŸŽญ Which TV Character Are You?

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๐Ÿ“บ The Holy Trinity of Television

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Friends
"Could this birthday BE any better?"
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The Office
"That's what she said... about this birthday cake."
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30 Rock
"Happy birthday. I want to go to there."

๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Greetings from Serbia!

๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ
Sreฤ‡an Roฤ‘endan, Profesorka Chilton!
"Happy Birthday, Professor Chilton!" โ€” in Serbian

๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Fun Serbian birthday fact: In Serbia, birthdays are celebrated with "slava" โ€” a deeply joyful tradition. When candles are blown out, everyone shouts "ลฝivela!" (Long live her!).

๐ŸŽ‚ Serbian birthday cakes are called "torta" โ€” and they are magnificent. You deserve the biggest torta in Belgrade, Professor Chilton!

๐Ÿ€ New York Kicks Tribute

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NEW YORK KICKS

CHILTON   29 โ€” EVERYONE ELSE   0

"She drives to the basket of knowledge and DUNKS every lecture." โ€” ESPN (probably)

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